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I listen to too much music for my own good and like to laugh at things, especially myself. Don't ever take me seriously because I don't. Stay classy and above all, stay positive. I play golf.

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

acon-itum:

blood moon either sounds like a really intimidating witch coven or code for my period

holy shit. i’m not a kid anymore. i mean i’ll always be a kid at heart but the world doesn’t see me as a kid anymore. i just had this realization.

why is there a movement to not shave armpits i want there to be a movement to not shave legs because i’m lazy af

annieodeir:

"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"

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17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”